what's your tipple? i will cover the drinks until a suitable busty barmaid with no morals can be found

hmmmm a weak jd and coke with cherries, i dont drink and wanna start again, but dont wanna get wrecked and puke

coming up, ....sure you have enough there susie? lol

i think suzie needs a tray

I think susie needs an alka seltzer for the morning

a woman with a plan... very good

still need a barmaid, ....any offers?

Well seeing as i do it on a weekend anyway i'll voluenteer. But i dont think im busty enough for your purposes leg.

And how exactly would i get rewarded?

any way you wanted, ...i'll see you in the cellar later once you've decided lol

i'll have a vodka and diet coke and a pint of lager for kevmeister

Service with a smile for the cheekymunkey

thanks hun

well f*ck dis i'm off to bed after a wank and a cuppa, ...or a cuppa and a wank don't really matter. Nighty night, ...dont let the crabs bite